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You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

Family Gathering — At the beginning of your end step, put a toy you own onto the battlefield as a 2/2 creature token with that toy's name, colors, and creature types. If the toy has wings, the token has flying. If the toy has a horn, scry 2. If it has neither, create a Food token.

Creatures can't attack a player unless that player cast a spell or put a nontoken permanent onto the battlefield during their last turn.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 green Egg creature token with defender.
Whenever an Egg you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Awaken the Maelstrom is all colors.
Target player draws two cards. You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. Create a token that's a copy of a permanent you control. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three creatures you control. Destroy target permanent an opponent controls.

Crash Landing — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Goblin Camp — Create a Treasure token.
Emerald Grove — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.
Auntie's Teahouse — Scry 3.
Defiled Temple — You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw a card.
Mountain Pass — You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Ebonlake Grotto — Create two 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying.
Grymforge — For each opponent, goad up to one target creature that player controls.
Githyanki Crèche — Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures you control.
Last Light Inn — Draw two cards.
Reithwin Tollhouse — Roll 2d4 and create that many Treasure tokens.
Moonrise Towers — Instant and sorcery spells you cast this turn cost 3 less to cast.
Gauntlet of Shar — Each opponent loses 5 life.
Balthazar's Lab — Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Circus of the Last Days — Create a token that's a copy of one of your commanders, except it's not legendary.
Undercity Ruins — Create three 4/1 black Skeleton creature tokens with menace.
Steel Watch Foundry — You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample."
Ansur's Sanctum — Reveal the top four cards of your library and put them into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to those cards' total mana value.
Temple of Bhaal — Creatures your opponents control get -5/-5 until end of turn.

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane, Lord of Darkness has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.

Search your library for a permanent card with the same name as target nontoken creature, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Reach
When Bonny Pall, Clearcutter enters the battlefield, create Beau, a legendary blue Ox creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
Whenever you attack, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.

When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
{1}{W}{U}, {T}: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.

Each player shuffles all creatures they own into their library. Each player who shuffled a nontoken creature into their library this way reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, then puts that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Spree
+ {1} — Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
+ {3} — Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.

Whenever you sacrifice a Desert and whenever a Desert card is put into your graveyard from your hand or library, put that card onto the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next end step.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control five or more Deserts, create that many 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature tokens. They gain haste.

Whenever a Lhurgoyf permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Tarmogoyf token.

{2}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. If it's a land card, put that card onto the battlefield under your control. If it's a noncreature, nonland card, you gain 2 life.

When Elanor Gardner enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
At the beginning of your end step, if you sacrificed a Food this turn, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

[+1]: Choose up to one target creature. Put a +1/+1 counter and a counter from among flying, first strike, lifelink, or vigilance on it.
[–3]: Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield with a shield counter on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–7]: Create five 3/3 white Angel creature tokens with flying.

You may sacrifice a nontoken green creature rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If you return four or more nontoken permanents you control this way, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Exile target nontoken artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. Its controller puts a random creature card with lesser mana value from their library onto the battlefield tapped.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human creature token with ward {2} and a 4/4 white Alien Rhino creature token.
II — Investigate.
III — You may exile a Human you control and an artifact you control. If you do, search your library for a Doctor card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

[0]: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
[+4]: Target Wolf creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
[–10]: Destroy target creature. Put loyalty counters on Garruk the Slayer equal to that creature's toughness.
[–25]: Destroy all creatures Garruk the Slayer doesn't control.

[+1]: Up to one target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
[–2]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, put a loyalty counter on Garruk, Unleashed.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. Then you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gate to the Afterlife: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named God-Pharaoh's Gift and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only if there are six or more creature cards in your graveyard.

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."