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At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand.

Whenever a white creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever a nonwhite creature dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures can't attack you until a player planeswalks.

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

When you planeswalk to Amy's Home and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Whenever chaos ensues, time travel.

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

When you planeswalk to Aretopolis and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then you gain life equal to the number of scroll counters on it.
When Aretopolis has ten or more scroll counters on it, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a scroll counter on Aretopolis, then draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters on it.

Whenever you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile the top six cards of your library. An opponent chooses a nonland card with their favorite art. Then you may cast that spell without paying its mana cost.

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Whenever chaos ensues, Astral Arena deals 2 damage to each creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

All creatures have exalted.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a divinity counter on target green, white, or blue creature. That creature has indestructible for as long as it has a divinity counter on it.

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

Cards in each player's hand have cycling {2}.
Chaos: Until end of turn, creatures you control have "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you've discarded this turn."

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Black Lotus artifact token.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player draws a card for each artifact token they control.

Whenever a creature enters, it gains double strike and haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target nontoken creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.

At the beginning of your end step, goad target creature controlled by the player to your left.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn.

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace.

Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack.
Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

When you encounter Chaotic Aether, each blank roll of the planar die is a {CHAOS} roll until a player planeswalks away from a plane.

When you planeswalk here, you become the Monarch.
Whenever Chaos ensues, each player may create two tapped treasure tokens. Each player who does can't attack you on their next turn.

Whenever you attack, target opponent loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, you create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace that attacks that opponent this turn if able. Those tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.

Whenever a player casts a historic spell, that player draws a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

If a creature you control would untap during your untap step, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap each creature you control.