127 cards found
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster

"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster {3}{W}{B}

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.
The capo of caps, the hitman of hats, the don of donning fashionable headwear.
5/4
A Real Handful

A Real Handful {3}{B}

Creature - Alien Child Guest
As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink.
1/1
  • Unfinity 87 373
Aardwolf's Advantage

Aardwolf's Advantage {2}{R}

Sorcery
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unbeatable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?"
—Johnny, to Spike
  • Unfinity 97 383
Alpha Guard

Alpha Guard {1}{G}

Creature - Elf Employee
When Alpha Guard enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.
"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beebles are on fire!"
1/2
  • Unfinity 129 415
Amped Up

Amped Up {5}{R}

Sorcery
This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.
Space can be a lawless place—far from the prying eyes of electrical inspectors.
  • Unfinity 98 384
An Incident Has Occurred

An Incident Has Occurred {1}{G}

Sorcery
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"
  • Unfinity 143 429
Angelic Harold

Angelic Harold {1}{W}{U}

Legendary Creature - Angel Performer
Flying
When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
The voice of an angel. And the face of an angel. And the legs of... you get the idea.
2/2
Animate Graveyard

Animate Graveyard {3}{B}{B}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.
  • Unfinity 65 351
Animate Object

Animate Object {4}{U}

Sorcery
You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Tap beverages with extreme caution.
  • Unfinity 33 319
Art Appreciation

Art Appreciation {1}{R}

Sorcery
Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.
There's no defending against public opinion.
  • Unfinity 99 385
Assembled Ensemble

Assembled Ensemble {4}{W}

Artifact Creature - Clown Robot Bard
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."
*/6
  • Unfinity 3 289
Astroquarium

Astroquarium {2}{U}

Artifact
When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.
  • Unfinity 34 320
Autograph Book

Autograph Book {2}

Artifact
Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.
"It was a pleasure to meet me."
—Captain Rex Nebula
  • Unfinity 183 469
Bag Check

Bag Check {1}{U}{U}

Instant
Counter target spell, then as a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
"As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go."
  • Unfinity 36 322
Bar Entry

Bar Entry {3}{W}

Instant
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."
  • Unfinity 4 290
Blue Ribbon

Blue Ribbon {1}

Artifact - Equipment
When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip {3}
  • Unfinity 184 470
Blufferfish

Blufferfish {4}{U}{U}

Creature - Fish
{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it.
3/6
  • Unfinity 39 325
Busted!

Busted! {1}{U}

Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
"All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose."
  • Unfinity 41 327
Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker {2}{R}

Creature - Dog Employee
{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who appluaded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.
3/3
  • Unfinity 102 388
Centrifuge

Centrifuge

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be.
Chaos Wrap

Chaos Wrap {2}{R}

Instant
The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature. (To wrap a card, put it inside lots of sleeves. If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a sleeve from it instead.)
  • Happy Holidays
Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor

Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor {W}{U}

Legendary Creature - Human Performer
When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)
{1}{W}{U}, {T}: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.
She'll sculpt goblins, saprolings, Marit Lage . . . though that one takes a lot of balloons.
2/3
Cover the Spot

Cover the Spot

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.
D00-DL, Caricaturist

D00-DL, Caricaturist {6}

Legendary Artifact Creature - Robot
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
1/1
Dart Throw

Dart Throw

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.