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Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it gains two abilities chosen at random from flying, first strike, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red, and vigilance.

{X}, Return a creature you control with mana value X to its owner's hand: Draw a number of cards chosen at random between 0 and X. X can't be 0.

{5}: Destroy all nonland permanents. Activate only once and only during your turn.

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

You may play any colored card from your hand as a copy of a basic land card chosen at random that can produce mana of one of the card's colors.

Creatures you control have exalted.

You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay the mana cost for spells that you cast.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

{3}, Discard a card: Copy three instant cards chosen at random. You may cast one of the copies without paying its mana cost.
{3}, Discard a card: Copy three sorcery cards chosen at random. You may cast one of the copies without paying its mana cost. Activate only as a sorcery.

Each noncreature artifact you control is an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.

Whenever a creature you control is devoured, create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the devoured creature's power.

Creatures you control get +1/+0.

{2}{G}: Create a green creature token that's a 2/2 Wolf, a 2/3 Antelope with forestwalk, a 3/2 Cat with shroud, or a 4/4 Rhino with trample, chosen at random.

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card with power 5 or greater, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

{X}: Choose a creature type. Until end of turn, creatures you control of the chosen type have base power and toughness X/X and gain all creature types.

{0}: Untap target attacking creature you control and remove it from combat.

Creatures you control get +0/+1.
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+0 and have first strike.

Requirement — Your starting deck contains only instant, sorcery, and land cards.
Starting hand size +1 Starting life total -5
If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would cause you to draw one or more cards, draw an additional card. If an instant or sorcery spell you cast would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals 1 additional damage to that permanent or player.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Rumbling Slum Avatar deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creatures you control have vigilance.

Creatures you control get +0/+2.

Each creature you control must be blocked if able.
{4}: Exile target creature that's blocking a creature you control.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of a random Equipment card with mana value less than that creature's mana value. Attach that Equipment to that creature.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.