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Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {3}

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Flying, protection from red

Flying, vigilance

{W}, {T}: Abbey Matron gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

When Abdel Adrian, Gorion's Ward enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you control until Abdel Adrian leaves the battlefield. Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each permanent exiled this way.
Choose a Background

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• You gain 1 life.
• Return target creature card with mana value 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield.

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

All creatures have protection from black.

All creatures have protection from red.

Haunt
When Absolver Thrull enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

When Abu Ja'far dies, destroy all creatures blocking or blocked by it. They can't be regenerated.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature this turn.

Choose one —
• You gain 5 life.
• Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Entwine {2}

Target player sacrifices an enchantment. Bolster 1.

Outlast {W}
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has lifelink.

Outlast {W}
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Enchanted creature has vigilance as long as you control a black or green permanent.

Flying
When Abzan Skycaptain dies, bolster 2.

Choose one —
• Choose a nonland card name. Opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name until your next turn.
• Choose target nonland permanent. Until your next turn, it can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When Acclaimed Contender enters the battlefield, if you control another Knight, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Knight, Aura, Equipment, or legendary artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Battle cry