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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

As Abian, Luvion Usurper enters, you become Abian. (Your life total becomes equal to their loyalty. You can activate the loyalty abilities by spending or gaining life.)
[+3]: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
[+1]: Create a 3/2 red and green Spirit creature token.
[–X]: You deal X damage to any target.

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.

Flying, ward {2}
{1}{W}{U}: Exile another target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying
Whenever you cast a creature spell without flying, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand. The duplicate perpetually gains flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Freerunning {U}{B}
Menace
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target."

Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

When Adéwalé enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put an Assassin, Pirate, or Vehicle card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, you may return Adéwalé from your graveyard to your hand.

As long as you control an artifact, Aerial Engineer gets +2/+0 and has flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card at random. If you discard a creature card this way, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield unless any player pays 5 life.

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. It gains "At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand." Then put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
Conspire

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost {X} less to activate, where X is Agatha of the Vile Cauldron's power. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
{4}{R}{G}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -0/-3 until end of turn.

You may exert Ahn-Crop Champion as it attacks. When you do, untap all other creatures you control.

[+2]: Reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all nonland permanent cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–2]: Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
[–9]: Put five +1/+1 counters on each creature you control and five loyalty counters on each other planeswalker you control.

When Ajani's Aid enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Ajani, Valiant Protector, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Sacrifice Ajani's Aid: Prevent all combat damage a creature of your choice would deal this turn.

[+1]: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
[+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Aura, creature, or planeswalker card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–8]: You gain 100 life.

Compleated
[+1]: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
[–3]: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures. They gain vigilance until end of turn.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, target opponent gets two poison counters."

[+2]: Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
[+1]: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–11]: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is your life total. That creature gains trample until end of turn.

Creatures you control have vigilance.
[+1]: You gain 3 life.
[–2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and a loyalty counter on each other planeswalker you control.

Flying, trample
Sacrifice three other creatures: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Flying
Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.