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Whenever this creature becomes blocked, draw a card.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain fear until end of turn.

Morph {1}{U}{U}
When this creature is turned face up, discard two cards, then draw three cards.

{3}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{U}, {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. You may put the revealed cards into their owners' graveyards. If you don't, each player draws a card.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player mills two cards.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip Soldier {W}
Equip {2}

Devoid
{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{3}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.

Enchant creature with power 3 or less
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Destroy all nonwhite creatures.

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

Green creatures and white creatures can't block this turn.
Flashback—{1}{R}, Pay 3 life.

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

Protection from black and from red
When this creature enters, exile all cards that are black or red from all graveyards.
If a black or red permanent, spell, or card not on the battlefield would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token and prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn.

Vigilance
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Crew 1

Vigilance
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn.
Saddle 3

Destroy target creature with flying. Its controller gets a poison counter.

Ninjutsu {3}{W}
Double strike

You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you may goad target creature.