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Discard a card: Vampires you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

When Stromkirk Mentor enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Vampire you control.

Stromkirk Noble can't be blocked by Humans.
Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Trample
Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
Madness {1}{R}

Whenever Stromkirk Patrol deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Ward {2}
Enrage — Whenever Strong is dealt damage, you get three rad counters and put three +1/+1 counters on Strong.
You gain life rather than lose life from radiation.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Each player discards a card. Then each player who didn't discard a creature card this way loses 4 life.

When Strongarm Thug enters the battlefield, you may return target Mercenary card from your graveyard to your hand.

Kicker {G} and/or {W}
When Stronghold Arena enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life for each time it was kicked.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target nonblack creature.

{U}{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Counter target creature spell.

Kicker {3}
Menace
If Stronghold Confessor was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Each player loses 1 life for each creature they control.

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Each player chooses a card in their hand. Then each player reveals their chosen card. The owner of each creature card revealed this way with the lowest mana value puts it onto the battlefield.

{U}{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Counter target noncreature spell.

Flying
Shadow
{B}{B}: Creatures with shadow get +1/+0 until end of turn and creatures without shadow get -1/-0 until end of turn.

Shadow
Whenever Stronghold Rats deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.

Other black creatures get -1/-1.

Flying
Stronghold Zeppelin can block only creatures with flying.

Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.

Target player sacrifices an artifact and a land. Structural Collapse deals 2 damage to that player.

Exile target artifact or land. Structural Distortion deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.