Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
As Farewell to Arms enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Farideh's Fireball deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Roll a d20. 1—9 | Farideh's Fireball deals 2 damage to each player. 10—20 | Farideh's Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Enchant creature When Fatal Attraction enters, it deals 2 damage to enchanted creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, Fatal Attraction deals 4 damage to enchanted creature.
When Sarkhan saved Ugin in Tarkir's past, it changed Tarkir's future. The Sultai no longer exist, having been supplanted by the dragonlord Silumgar and his clan.
Move all counters from target creature onto another target creature.
"The cinders find strength in suffering, the elves in beauty. But if you make an elf suffer, he gets weaker. I wonder what happens if you make a cinder beautiful?" —Hrugash, leech bonder