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At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. If you control a Demon, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Otherwise, you lose 2 life.

Black legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures."

At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life.

{T}: Add {C}.
{B}, {T}: Put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Destroy target creature.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you gain 2 life.

Vigilance
{4}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Unholy Officiant.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.

First strike, haste
Equipped creature has first strike and haste.
Equip {1}
Crew 1

Hand Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may reveal a creature card from your hand. When it eventually comes into play, if you cast it from your hand, it enters with a +1/+1 counter. It also gains the following ability in your hand until end of turn.)
Basic Landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Flying
When Unidentified Hovership enters, exile up to one target creature with toughness 5 or less.
When Unidentified Hovership leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner manifests dread.
Crew 1

Converge — Create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token for each color of mana spent to cast this spell.

Unified Lunge deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of Heads on the battlefield.

Exile target attacking creature if its power is less than or equal to the number of Soldiers on the battlefield.

Counter target spell if you control more creatures than that spell's controller.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may pay {2}. If the player does, they draw a card.

Unimpeded Trespasser can't be blocked.

Skulk
When Uninvited Geist deals combat damage to a player, transform it.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/8

Choose five. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Target permanent phases out.
• Target player draws a card.
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Unite the Coalition deals 2 damage to any target.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Support 2.
Untap each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Changeling

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Universal Solvent: Destroy target permanent.

Improvise
Draw X cards.

When you encounter this, Each player opens a Magic the Gathering booster pack. They may select up to two cards from that pack and exile them face down. For the rest of the game, players may look at and play cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)