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Haste
Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste.
Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.

When Sophia enters, create Tiny, a legendary 2/2 green Dog Detective creature token with trample.
{1}, Sacrifice an artifact token: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Dog you control.
Whenever a Dog you control deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token, then investigate.

Menace
Whenever Sophina, Spearsage Deserter attacks, investigate once for each nontoken attacking creature.
Friends forever

Lifelink
Extort
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.

Extort
[+2]: Create a Food token.
[–1]: Sorin deals damage equal to the amount of life you gained this turn to any target.
[–6]: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a lifelink counter on it if you control a white permanent other than that creature or Sorin.

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent chooses a creature they control and exiles it.
At the beginning of your end step, if a player controls no creatures, sacrifice Sothera, then put a creature card exiled with it onto the battlefield under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Whenever Soul of Windgrace enters or attacks, you may put a land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
{G}, Discard a land card: You gain 3 life.
{1}{R}, Discard a land card: Draw a card.
{2}{B}, Discard a land card: Soul of Windgrace gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Whenever Soul of Windgrace enters or attacks, you may put a land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
{G}, Discard a land card: You gain 3 life.
{R}, Discard a land card: Draw a card.
{B}, Discard a land card: Soul of Windgrace gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{W}{U}{B}
Whenever one or more creature tokens you control deal combat damage to a player, exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value equal to the damage dealt from their graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you do, convert Soundwave.

Whenever you cast a spell with an odd mana value, convert Soundwave. If you do, create Ravage, a legendary 3/3 black Robot artifact creature token with menace and deathtouch.
Whenever you cast a spell with an even mana value, convert Soundwave. If you do, create Laserbeak, a legendary 2/2 blue Robot artifact creature token with flying and hexproof.

When Southern Air Temple enters, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Shrines you control.
Whenever another Shrine you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Ward {2}
Whenever Sovereign Okinec Ahau attacks, for each creature you control with power greater than that creature's base power, put a number of +1/+1 counters on that creature equal to the difference.

Flash
{1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn.
{1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

When Spider-Byte enters, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Reach
Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token.
Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.

From the Future — You can't cast Spider-Man 2099 during your first, second, or third turns of the game.
Double strike, vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, if you've played a land or cast a spell this turn from anywhere other than your hand, Spider-Man 2099 deals damage equal to his power to any target.

When Spider-Man 2099 enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Web-slinging {1}{G}{W}
Pavitr's Sevā — Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.

Menace
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then surveil X, where X is the number of counters on it.

Web-slinging {2}{G}
When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Vigilance, trample
Whenever Spider-Man enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

Web-slinging {W}

Riot
Other Spiders you control have riot.
Spells and abilities can't be countered.
Damage can't be prevented.