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Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Whenever another creature you own enters, you get {TK}.
{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless that player pays 4 life.
Whenever you copy a spell, up to one target opponent may also copy that spell. They may choose new targets for that copy.

X target creatures gain islandwalk until end of turn.

Haste
You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
• Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast."

Patient Turtle enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't go first this game.

Lifelink
Damage isn't removed from creatures your opponents control during cleanup steps.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {U} less to cast.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices another creature of their choice.

Deathtouch, Lifelink
At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, conjure a card named Mox Pearl into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{2}{W}: Another target creature perpetually gains lifelink.

Menace
Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, the next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast.

At the beginning of your end step, choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures your opponents control. It perpetually gets -1/-1.
When your opponents control no creatures, sacrifice Penregon Besieged.

Enchant creature you control
When Penumbra Umbra is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a token that's a copy of enchanted creature, except the token is black.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

People of the Woods's toughness is equal to the number of Forests you control.

When Perforator Crocodile enters, for each creature your opponents control, conjure a card named Stab Wound onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
Cycling {1}{B}

When you set this scheme in motion, search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.

The first historic spell you cast each turn has convoke.
Doctor's companion

Seek a card with mana value 2 or less and a card with mana value 3 or greater. Discard those cards at the beginning of your next turn's end step.