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For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {2}

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or Vehicle.

Each player exiles all artifact cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all artifacts they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

{1}: This creature becomes all colors until end of turn.

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

Whenever an artifact or enchantment is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

This creature can't block.
{1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat.

Gift a card
Reach
When this creature enters, if the gift was promised, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
Unearth {2}{W}

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Unearth {1}{R}

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Unearth {3}{B}

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.

Modular 2
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for a Construct card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Scrapyard Salvo deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.

{1}, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.

Trample
Bio-Plasmic Scream — Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, this creature deals 5 damage to any target.

Target creature gets +5/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.