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Whenever you attack, you may pay {2} and sacrifice an Aura attached to Three Dog, Galaxy News DJ. When you sacrifice an Aura this way, for each other attacking creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that Aura attached to that creature.

I — For each opponent, you create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
II, III — Each player secretly votes for up to one creature, then those votes are revealed. If no creature got votes, each player draws a card. Otherwise, destroy each creature with the most votes or tied for most votes.

I — Gain control of target non-Mutant creature for as long as you control Vault 87.
II — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types.
III — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among Mutants you control.

I, II — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. You get {E}{E}.
III — Pay any amount of {E}. If you paid one or more {E} this way, shuffle your library, then exile that many cards from the top. You may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.

When White Glove Gourmand enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.
At the beginning of your end step, if another Human died under your control this turn, create a Food token.

Menace
Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.

Trample
When Behemoth of Vault 0 enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}.
When Behemoth of Vault 0 dies, you may pay an amount of {E} equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.

Flying
Brotherhood Vertibird's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Crew 2

Whenever fortified land is tapped for mana, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that creature shares a color with the mana that land produced, create a Junk token.
Fortify {3}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
ED-E My Love — Whenever you attack, if the number of attacking creatures is greater than the number of quest counters on ED-E, Lonesome Eyebot, put a quest counter on it.
{2}, Sacrifice ED-E: Draw a card, then draw an additional card for each quest counter on ED-E.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Expert-Level Safe enters the battlefield, exile the top two cards of your library face down.
{1}, {T}: You and target opponent each secretly choose 1, 2, or 3. Then those choices are revealed. If they match, sacrifice Expert-Level Safe and put all cards exiled with it into their owners' hands. Otherwise, exile the top card of your library face down.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Mister Gutsy.
When Mister Gutsy dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}

Flying
When Recon Craft Theta enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Recon Craft Theta attacks, proliferate.
Crew 2

Flash
When Silver Shroud Costume enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains shroud until end of turn.
Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Equip {3}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

{1}, {T}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token.
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice Survivor's Med Kit.