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The Surgical Bay enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{1}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice The Surgical Bay: Draw a card.

Choose one —
• Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• Proliferate.

This spell can't be countered.
Trample
Thrun, Breaker of Silence can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control.
As long as it's your turn, Thrun has indestructible.

Whenever Transplant Theorist or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Flying
Trawler Drake enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it.
Trawler Drake gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Trawler Drake.

Haste
Toxic 3

This spell can't be countered.
Trample, ward {4}, haste
Toxic 4

Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.
[+1]: Untap up to one target creature.
[–2]: Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Toxic 1
When Unctus's Retrofitter enters the battlefield, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.

Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Proliferate.

When Urabrask's Anointer enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put an oil counter on Urabrask's Forge, then create an X/1 red Phyrexian Horror creature token with trample and haste, where X is the number of oil counters on Urabrask's Forge. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Whenever you cast a Myr spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, untap each Myr you control.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on each Myr you control. Activate only during your turn.

This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature.
Exile target nonland permanent.

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate.

Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on Vat of Rebirth.
{2}{B}, {T}, Remove four oil counters from Vat of Rebirth: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever Veil of Assimilation or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Toxic 1
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.

Toxic 3
When Venomous Brutalizer enters the battlefield, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, proliferate.

Lifelink, toxic 1
Whenever you proliferate, choose one —
• If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
• Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Vindictive Flamestoker.
{6}{R}, Sacrifice Vindictive Flamestoker: Discard your hand, then draw four cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each oil counter on Vindictive Flamestoker.

Create a 3/3 green Phyrexian Beast creature token with toxic 1.
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters and Viral Spawning is in your graveyard, it has flashback {2}{G}.