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{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Transform Town Gossipmonger.

When Toxic Abomination enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Toxic Iguanar has deathtouch as long as you control a green permanent.

Infect
{B}: Regenerate Toxic Nim.

Deathtouch
When Toxic Scorpion enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Target nonblack creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Reach, deathtouch
Hypertoxic Miasma — All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color" and lose all other abilities.

Target creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. Investigate.

Whenever a Sliver deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control.
Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them.
Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token.
{U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has shroud.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or land card, draw a card.

{G}{G}, {T}: Tracker deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to Tracker.

Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put a creature card from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Flashback {2}{U}

{1}: Return target land you control to its owner's hand.
{1}, Discard a land card: Draw a card.

Target opponent draws two cards, then you draw up to four cards. That opponent may repeat this process as many times as they choose.

Flying
{T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

{3}: Each player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life.
{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.

For each player, you choose from among the permanents that player controls an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker. Then each player sacrifices all other nonland permanents they control.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Hellbent — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if you have no cards in hand.

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you return a land you control to its owner's hand.