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Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
At the beginning of your end step, if equipped creature didn't deal combat damage to a creature this turn, sacrifice it.
Equip {2}

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library, then faces a villainous choice — They lose 5 life, or they shuffle another creature they own into their library.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Whenever you cast a white spell, Thistledown Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, Thistledown Duo gains flying until end of turn.

Flash
Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.

When Thopter Arrest enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until Thopter Arrest leaves the battlefield.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no Thopters other than Thopter Assembly, return Thopter Assembly to its owner's hand and create five 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.

When Thopter Engineer enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Artifact creatures you control have haste.

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{2}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Flying
Thopter Squadron enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Thopter Squadron: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.
{1}, Sacrifice another Thopter: Put a +1/+1 counter on Thopter Squadron. Activate only as a sorcery.

You may have Thorn Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Whenever Thorn Lieutenant becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
{5}{G}: Thorn Lieutenant gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Trample
Whenever Thorn Mammoth or another creature you control enters, Thorn Mammoth fights up to one target creature you don't control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Thorn Thallid.
Remove three spore counters from Thorn Thallid: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Deathtouch
When Thorn of the Black Rose enters, you become the monarch.

Devour 2
{G}: Thorn-Thrash Viashino gains trample until end of turn.

Destroy target creature with flying.
Cycling {1}{G}

Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature."
Whenever a Shaman creature enters, you may attach Thornbite Staff to it.
Equip {4}

Whenever Thornbow Archer attacks, each opponent who doesn't control an Elf loses 1 life.

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target."