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When Thieves' Tools enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Equipped creature can't be blocked as long as its power is 3 or less.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library.
Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Flying
Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Whenever Thieving Otter deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Kicker {X}. X can't be 0.
Flying
When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.

Flying
When Thieving Sprite enters the battlefield, target player reveals X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Faeries you control. You choose one of those cards. That player discards that card.

Deathtouch, lifelink
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast spells you don't own.

Whenever Thing from the Deep attacks, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice an Island.

Defender
Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.

Draw a card.
Flashback {2}{U}

Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip Detective {1}
Equip {3}

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

{7}: Draw two cards.

Enchant creature
When Thirst enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Thirst unless you pay {U}.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a basic land card.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an enchantment card.

Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
At the beginning of your end step, if equipped creature didn't deal combat damage to a creature this turn, sacrifice it.
Equip {2}

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

Choose one —
• Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• Proliferate.

Lifelink
{2}{B}: Thirsting Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control.
Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Whenever you cast a white spell, Thistledown Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, Thistledown Duo gains flying until end of turn.

Flash
Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.