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Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it.
When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.

Whenever a creature you control enters, create a token that's a copy of a random Equipment card with mana value less than that creature's mana value. Attach that Equipment to that creature.

Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.
Whenever chaos ensues, detain target creature an opponent controls.

When Stormkeld Curator enters, you may put any number of Aura cards from your graveyard and/or hand onto the battlefield attached to it.

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn. You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

Destroy target Head. If that Head was elite, the Hydra takes an extra turn after this one.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Ward {2}
Enrage — Whenever Strong is dealt damage, you get three rad counters and put three +1/+1 counters on Strong.
You gain life rather than lose life from radiation.

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, Stronghold Furnace deals 1 damage to any target.

Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

As Struggle for Project Purity enters, choose Brotherhood or Enclave.
• Brotherhood — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card. You draw a card for each card drawn this way.
• Enclave — Whenever a player attacks you with one or more creatures, that player gets twice that many rad counters.

When this creature enters,
exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.

{0}: If damage would be dealt to you this turn by a source of your choice, prevent that damage. Stuffy Doll Avatar deals damage to you and target opponent or planeswalker equal to half the damage prevented this way, rounded up. Activate only once each turn.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (Subtypes include but are absolutely not limited to: Plains, Equipment, Aura, Arcane, Jace, Curse, Urza's, Ulamog's, etc.)

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Cast this spell only if you were dealt damage this turn by a red instant or sorcery spell.
Suffocation deals 4 damage to the controller of the last red instant or sorcery spell that dealt damage to you this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Double agenda
Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Domain — {1}{G}: Until end of turn, Sunbathing Rootwalla gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Whenever you crank Sundering Fork, destroy target artifact.