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{G}, Discard a card: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
{G}, Sacrifice Narcissism: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{G}: Narnam Cobra gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Deathtouch
Revolt — Narnam Renegade enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.

All creatures able to block Nath's Elite do so.
When Nath's Elite enters the battlefield, clash with an opponent. If you win, put a +1/+1 counter on Nath's Elite.

All lands become 2/2 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

Each player who controls six or more lands chooses five lands they control and sacrifices the rest. Each player who controls four or fewer lands may search their library for up to X basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield, where X is five minus the number of lands they control. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Put target artifact on the bottom of its owner's library.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature.
Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cascade
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.

Target player gains 8 life.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value 3 or less.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchant creature you control
{0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn.
Tap enchanted creature: Untap target artifact, creature, or land. Activate only if enchanted creature is white and untapped and only once each turn.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller gains 4 life.

Green creatures you control gain forestwalk until end of turn.

Enchant creature or land
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as enchanted permanent is a land, it has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Enchant creature
{1}, Exile the top card of your graveyard: Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Strive — This spell costs {2}{G} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target creatures. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.

Each player draws a card for each creature card in their graveyard.

All lands are 2/2 creatures that are still lands.