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{1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Cycling {2}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.

Flying
{3}{U}: Scry 1.

Devoid
Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand and loses 2 life.

Target player shuffles up to four target cards from their graveyard into their library. You look at the top four cards of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
When Witty Demon enters, if your starting library had at least 13 cards over the minimum, search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. Otherwise, Witty Demon deals 4 damage to you.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

You have no maximum hand size.
{2}{U}: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards.
{4}{U}: Level 3
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

You have no maximum hand size.
{2}{U}: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards.
{2}{U}: Level 3
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

{T}: Return Wizard Mentor and target creature you control to their owner's hand.

Create a Character (Any nonlegendary creature can choose this as its Background. It becomes legendary and can be your commander.)
Commander creatures you own are Clerics, Rogues, Warriors, and Wizards in addition to their other types.
As long as you have a full party, if an ability of a creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Wizard.
Wizard's Lightning deals 3 damage to any target.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Wizard.
Counter target spell.

Wizard's Rockets enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Wizard's Rockets: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
When Wizard's Rockets is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

{T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Roll a d20. Activate only as a sorcery.
1—9 | Copy that card. You may cast the copy.
10—19 | Copy that card. You may cast the copy by paying {1} rather than paying its mana cost.
20 | Copy each card exiled with Wizard's Spellbook. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

Myriad
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Wizened Arbiter enters, you may reveal a white card you own from outside the game. If you do, exchange that card with a card in your hand.

Other Kithkin creatures you control get +1/+1.

Psionic Adept — Whenever Wizened Githzerai becomes blocked by a creature, that creature perpetually gets -2/-0.

When Woe Strider enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1.
Escape — {3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.
Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Flying
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature. If the player can't, sacrifice Woebringer Demon.

Mentor
Wojek Bodyguard can't attack or block alone.