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When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first.
Plot {4}{U}

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control an outlaw, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Whenever you commit a crime during your turn, Overzealous Muscle gains indestructible until end of turn.

When Patient Naturalist enters the battlefield, mill three cards. Put a land card from among the milled cards into your hand. If you can't, create a Treasure token.

When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.

Destroy all nonland permanents with mana value 1 or less.
Cycling {2}

Spree
+ {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.
+ {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Plot {1}{B}{G}

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards.
Plot {1}{B}{B}

Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards.
Plot {3}{U}

Lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Prairie Dog.
{4}{W}: Until end of turn, if you would put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, put that many plus one +1/+1 counters on it instead.

When Prickly Pair enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

When Prosperity Tycoon enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
{2}, Sacrifice a token: Prosperity Tycoon gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Discard your hand, then draw four cards. For each card discarded this way, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Plot {3}{R}

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. Creatures target opponent controls lose first strike and double strike until end of turn.

Whenever Quilled Charger attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
Saddle 2

Reach, trample
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its power.
Plot {3}{G}

When Rakdos Joins Up enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever a legendary creature you control dies, Rakdos Joins Up deals damage equal to that creature's power to target opponent.

Flying, trample
Whenever you sacrifice another creature, exile cards equal to its mana value from the top of target player's library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.
Sacrifice another creature: Rakdos, the Muscle gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. Activate only once each turn.

When Rakish Crew enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever an outlaw you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand.
Saddle 1

Deathtouch
Whenever you commit a crime, target creature you control gains your choice of menace or lifelink until end of turn.

{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that entered the battlefield this turn.

Flying
Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Razzle-Dazzler. It can't be blocked this turn.