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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{W}: Enchanted creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Flying

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Flying, lifelink
Ward—Discard a card.
Whenever a modified creature you control attacks, double the number of each kind of counter on it. Then for each nontoken permanent attached to it, create a token that's a copy of that permanent attached to that creature.

Deathtouch
Other Assassins you control get +2/+0.
Disguise {B}{R}

Trample
Madness {2}{G}

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap Artful Looter.

Arwen, Mortal Queen enters with an indestructible counter on it.
{1}, Remove an indestructible counter from Arwen: Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on Arwen.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on As Foretold.
Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a spell you cast with mana value X or less, where X is the number of time counters on As Foretold.

Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

{T}: Add {C}.
Basic landcycling {1}

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.

Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause their controller to search their library.
[–1]: Target player mills four cards. Then exile each opponent's graveyard.

[+1]: Create a 2/3 blue and black Nightmare creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each opponent exiles the top two cards of their library."
[–3]: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand, then that player exiles a card from their hand.
[–7]: You may cast up to three spells from among face-up cards your opponents own from exile without paying their mana costs.

If you would pay life while your library has at least that many cards in it, exile that many cards from the top of your library instead.
[+1]: Look at the top two cards of your library. Exile one of them and put the other into your hand.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 black Nightmare creature tokens with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, if a card was put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
[–7]: Target player exiles the top X cards of their library, where X is the total mana value of cards you own in exile.

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end.
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling, Flame Dancer deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

You may choose not to untap Ashnod's Battle Gear during your untap step.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +2/-2 for as long as Ashnod's Battle Gear remains tapped.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Transmogrant: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Trample
When this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

For each creature, choose a number from 0 to 2 at random. Ashuza's Breath deals that much damage to that creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+Y, where X is half the number of Forests you control, rounded down, and Y is half the number of Forests you control, rounded up.

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.