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Choose one or both —
• Exile target artifact or creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
• Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Offspring {1}{R}
Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Whenever you gain life, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Draft this card face up.
Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.

{2}, {T}: Choose target opponent. Conjure a duplicate of the top card of their library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell." Then they exile the top card of their library face down.

{R}: Add {B}.

This artifact enters with a +1/+1 counter, a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a shield counter on it.
Whenever a creature you control enters, you may move a counter from this artifact onto that creature.
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

{3}{R}{R}: Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchant non-Wall creature
Enchanted creature has first strike and trample.
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, destroy that creature if it didn't attack this turn.

Create X tokens that are copies of target creature you control, except they have "When this token enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control."

At the beginning of your combat step, tap Aggressive Crag.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Whenever Aggressive Detective attacks, if all your commanders have been revealed, Aggressive Detective deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Trample
Other creatures you control have trample.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flanking.

At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way.

Kicker {1}{R}
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.

Look at target player's hand and choose two cards from it. Put them on top of that player's library in any order.

Agonizing Syphon deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -0/-3 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -5/-0.
{2}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Flying
When Agoraphobic Phyrexian enters the battlefield, the plane effects of the Unknown event don't apply to this game for as long as it remains on the battlefield.

Vigilance
Whenever Agrus Kos becomes the target of an ability that targets only it, you may pay {1}{R/W}. If you do, copy that ability for each other creature you control that ability could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Whenever Agrus Kos attacks, attacking red creatures get +2/+0 and attacking white creatures get +0/+2 until end of turn.