848 cards found
Enter the Dungeon

Enter the Dungeon {B}{B}

Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
Entirely Normal Armchair

Entirely Normal Armchair

Artifact
During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.
{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) {2}{W}

Instant
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.
Synonyms for "erase" we haven't used: ablate, a̶b̶r̶a̶d̶e̶, chafe, fray, f̶r̶a̶z̶z̶l̶e̶, scuff, and scrub.
  • Unhinged
Ersta, Friend to All

Ersta, Friend to All {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}

Legendary Planeswalker - Ersta
[+1]: Create a 1/1 Human Wizard creature token that's all colors.
[–3]: Choose a card name from among Enlightened Tutor, Mystical Tutor, Booster Tutor, Imperial Recruiter, and Worldly Tutor. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more Wizards, you win the game."
Ersta, Friend to All can be your commander.
Loyalty:
5
  • 2021 Heroes of the Realm
Euroakus

Euroakus {4}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature - Treefolk Wizard
When Euroakus enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 blue Human Wizard creature tokens equal to the number of differently named lands you control.
{4}{G}{U}: Draw a card for each Wizard you control. They each get +1/+1 until end of turn for each card in your hand.
6/6
  • 2020 Heroes of the Realm
Everlasting Lich

Everlasting Lich {2}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - Zombie
Everlasting Lich can't block.
Everlasting Lich can't die. (This creature has indestructible, can't be sacrificed, and doesn't go to the graveyard for having 0 toughness.)
4/0
Everythingamajig (a)

Everythingamajig (a) {5}

Artifact
{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
{3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Everythingamajig (b)

Everythingamajig (b) {5}

Artifact
{2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
{8}, {T}: You gain 10 life.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Everythingamajig: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
  • Unstable
Everythingamajig (c)

Everythingamajig (c) {5}

Artifact
{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
{3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.
{X}: Everythingamajig becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
  • Unstable
Everythingamajig (d)

Everythingamajig (d) {6}

Artifact
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
{8}, {T}: Everythingamajig deals 12 damage to target creature.
  • Unstable
Everythingamajig (e)

Everythingamajig (e) {5}

Artifact
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.
{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  • Unstable
Everythingamajig (f)

Everythingamajig (f) {8}

Artifact
{1}, {T}: Scry 2.
{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Everythingamajig: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Evil Boros Charm

Evil Boros Charm {B/R}{W/B}

Instant
Choose one —
• Evil Boros Charm deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
• Unblocked attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with lifelink and haste.
Evil Presents

Evil Presents {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Put a creature card from your hand into play under target opponent's control. That creature attacks each turn if able... and always attacks its controller.
'Tis better to give than to receive.
  • Happy Holidays
Exit Through the Grift Shop

Exit Through the Grift Shop {2}{B}

Sorcery
Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.
  • Unfinity 74 360
Experiment Five

Experiment Five {G}

Creature - Bear Snake Mutant
{1}{Z}: Put a +1/+2 counter on Experiment Five. ({Z} is paid with one mana from any source that could produce two or more colors of mana.)
1/1
Extremely Slow Zombie

Extremely Slow Zombie {1}{B}

Creature - Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Brrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
3/3
Eye to Eye

Eye to Eye {2}{B}

Instant
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.
  • Unhinged
Fabled Path of Searo Point

Fabled Path of Searo Point

Legendary Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control gain landwalk until end of turn.
"Who built such a wonder?"
"It took many hands."
  • 2019 Heroes of the Realm
Face to Face

Face to Face {1}{R}

Sorcery
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock, Rock.
  • Unhinged
Faerie Aerie

Faerie Aerie

Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
  • Unstable
Far Out

Far Out {2}{W}

Enchantment
Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.
Memories that will technically last the rest of your life.
  • Unfinity 8 294
Farewell to Arms

Farewell to Arms {1}{B}{B}

Enchantment
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Fascist Art Director

Fascist Art Director {1}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Horror
{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
2/2
  • Unhinged
Fat Ass

Fat Ass {4}{G}

Creature - Donkey Shaman
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
2/3½
  • Unhinged