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Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}.
When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy all nonland permanents target opponent controls.

Believe in the Cleave costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control.
Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike and trample until end of turn.

Starting intensity 1
Whenever Bellowsbreath Ogre attacks, it deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then Bellowsbreath Ogre intensifies by 1.

Enlist
Whenever Benalish Knight-Counselor enlists a creature, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it."

Lifelink
Whenever you cycle another card, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, return Benalish Partisan from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and it perpetually gets +1/+0.
Cycling {1}{W}

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

Put a random creature card with mana value X or less from target opponent's library onto the battlefield under your control. It perpetually has base power and toughness X/X and perpetually gains ward {1}.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Cards in each player's hand have cycling {2}.
Chaos: Until end of turn, creatures you control have "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you've discarded this turn."

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control become blocked, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice two artifacts: Draft a card from Big Spender's spellbook.

Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Draw a card.

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell.
• Conjure a duplicate of target creature card in an opponent's graveyard into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."
If there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, draft a card from Bind to Secrecy's spellbook.

Whenever Binding Geist attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until your next turn.
Disturb {U}

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Scrycast {0} (If you see this card while scrying, you may reveal it and cast it by paying {0}.)
Flying

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Black Lotus artifact token.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player draws a card for each artifact token they control.

{T}, Exile Black Tulip: Add three mana of any one color. You can't activate this ability until you've begun your sixth turn of the game. (Keep track if this is in your deck!)