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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked unless defending player pays {3} for each creature they control that's blocking it.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Equip {2}

Banding
{T}: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source unless that ability's controller pays {W}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add {W}.
{2}, {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

White creatures have plainswalk.

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.

You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.

As B.O.B. enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
[+1]: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
[–1]: Draw a card.

Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Alliance — Whenever one or more other creatures enter the battlefield under your control, seek a land card, then put it onto the battlefield tapped. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Choose a player who cast one or more sorcery spells this turn. Backdraft deals damage to that player equal to half the damage dealt by one of those sorcery spells this turn, rounded down.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to you, Backfire deals that much damage to that creature's controller.

Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter the battlefield from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded.
Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token.
Choose a Background

Target creature's base power perpetually becomes 0.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken artifact or creature, exile it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Bag of Devouring: Roll a d10. Return up to X cards from among cards exiled with Bag of Devouring to their owners' hands, where X is the result.

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Baki's Curse deals 2 damage to each creature for each Aura attached to that creature.

{T}: Change the text of target white enchantment you control that doesn't have cumulative upkeep by replacing all instances of one color word with another. That enchantment gains "Cumulative upkeep {1}."

Haste
Rampage 1