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Toy Boat

Toy Boat {3}

Artifact Creature - Ship
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
3/3
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Uktabi Kong

Uktabi Kong {5}{G}{G}{G}

Creature - Ape
Trample
When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
"I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude."
8/8
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Urza's Hot Tub

Urza's Hot Tub {2}

Artifact
{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
www.wizards.com/hottub
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Vile Bile

Vile Bile {1}{B}

Creature - Ooze
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
2½/2½
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Water Gun Balloon Game

Water Gun Balloon Game {2}

Artifact
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
Wet Willie of the Damned

Wet Willie of the Damned {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
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What

What {2}{R}

Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Card has other parts: Who • When • Where • Why
When

When {2}{U}

Instant
Counter target creature spell.
Card has other parts: Who • What • Where • Why
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

When Fluffy Bunnies Attack {3}{B}

Instant
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
"Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
Where

Where {3}{B}

Instant
Destroy target land.
Card has other parts: Who • What • When • Why
Who

Who {X}{W}

Instant
Target player gains X life.
Card has other parts: What • When • Where • Why
Why

Why {1}{G}

Instant
Destroy target enchantment.
Card has other parts: Who • What • When • Where
Wordmail

Wordmail {W}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
"Suck on it, Stangg!"
—Sol'kanar the Swamp King
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Working Stiff

Working Stiff {1}{B}

Creature - Mummy
As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
Oh, does your nose itch?
2/2
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World-Bottling Kit

World-Bottling Kit {5}

Artifact
{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
YOUR AD HERE
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Yet Another Aether Vortex

Yet Another Aether Vortex {3}{R}{R}

Enchantment
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
It puts the "vortex" in "flavortext."
Zombie Fanboy

Zombie Fanboy {2}{B}

Creature - Zombie Gamer
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
The real advantage of being a zombie gamer? No one notices the stench.
1/1
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Zzzyxas's Abyss

Zzzyxas's Abyss {1}{B}{B}

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.
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_____

_____ {1}{U}

Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
{1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)
1/1
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Akki Avalanchers

Akki Avalanchers {R}

Creature - Goblin Warrior
Sacrifice a land: Akki Avalanchers gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Among Godo's hordes, "beware of falling rocks" came to mean "akki live nearby."
1/1
  • Champions of Kamigawa
Akki Coalflinger

Akki Coalflinger {1}{R}{R}

Creature - Goblin Shaman
First strike
{R}, {T}: Attacking creatures gain first strike until end of turn.
No matter where you find them, goblins love rocks.
2/2
Akki Lavarunner

Akki Lavarunner {3}{R}

Creature - Goblin Warrior
Haste
Whenever Akki Lavarunner deals damage to an opponent, flip it.
1/1
Card has other part: Tok-Tok, Volcano Born
  • Champions of Kamigawa
Akki Rockspeaker

Akki Rockspeaker {1}{R}

Creature - Goblin Shaman
When Akki Rockspeaker enters the battlefield, add {R}.
The lava-proof shells of akki evolved over centuries, as akki pranks almost always got seriously out of hand.
1/1
  • Champions of Kamigawa
Akki Underminer

Akki Underminer {3}{R}

Creature - Goblin Rogue Shaman
Whenever Akki Underminer deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a permanent.
"Deep inside the Sokenzan Mountains, a band of akki discovered a cache of ancient items of power. Their ensuing spree of destruction became known as 'The Three Days of Fun.'"
—Observations of the Kami War
1/1
  • Champions of Kamigawa
Ashen-Skin Zubera

Ashen-Skin Zubera {1}{B}

Creature - Zubera Spirit
When Ashen-Skin Zubera dies, target opponent discards a card for each Zubera that died this turn.
When the Honden of Night's Reach began to crumble, its attendants swarmed Kamigawa to haunt mortal dreams.
1/2
  • Champions of Kamigawa