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Flying
Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, you lose 1 life.

Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from each color. This effect doesn't remove Auras.

Tap two untapped artifacts you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Snow swampwalk

Whenever you cast a kicked spell, you may have this enchantment deal damage to any target equal to the number of times that spell was kicked.

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.

Convoke
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.

This land doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a depletion counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a depletion counter from this land.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}. Put a depletion counter on this land.

{R}, Return this creature to its owner's hand: Add {C}{C}{R}. Activate only as a sorcery.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Flying, haste
When this creature enters, gain control of all Rat tokens.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card.

During your turn, artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."
{2}{G}: Level 2
Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 3/3 green Raccoon creature token.
{3}{G}: Level 3
Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Defender
Whenever an enchantment you control enters, this creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Creatures you control have haste.

Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Whenever another permanent you control is turned face up, if it's a creature, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
Megamorph {3}{G}{G}

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {X} for each of those creatures, where X is the number of enchantments you control.

{T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Discover X, where X is the mana value of the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures you control have trample.

This spell can't be countered.
Shroud
Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.)

Legendary spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Exile two legendary cards from your graveyard: Until end of turn, each legendary card in your graveyard gains "You may play this card from your graveyard."

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
{5}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Activate only during your turn.