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Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Whenever you commit a crime during your turn, Overzealous Muscle gains indestructible until end of turn.

Flying
Ward—{3}, Pay 3 life.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create X 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens, where X is the mana value of that spell. They gain haste until end of turn.

Affinity for Equipment
Trample

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
{1}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Cycling {2}

Exhaust — {2}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains double strike until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.

Toxic 6
Paladin of Predation can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Other Dinosaurs you control have haste.
When Palani's Hatcher enters, create two 0/1 green Dinosaur Egg creature tokens.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control one or more Eggs, sacrifice an Egg, then create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token.

Reach
{T}: Panicked Altisaur deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Whenever you manifest dread, put a card you put into your graveyard this way into your hand.

Gift a tapped Fish
Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Double strike
Patched Plaything enters with two -1/-1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.

As Patchwork Banner enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Delirium — Patchwork Beastie can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card.

When Pathfinding Axejaw enters, it explores.

When Patient Naturalist enters, mill three cards. Put a land card from among the milled cards into your hand. If you can't, create a Treasure token.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Draw a card. Create a Food token.

Offspring {2}
Trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an Otter.
Draw two cards.

Peculiar Lighthouse enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.