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Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{1}{B}{G}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

{1}: The next time an instant or sorcery spell would deal damage to you this turn, that spell deals that damage to its controller instead.

You gain 2 life for each card in your graveyard.
Flashback {9}{W}{W}{W}

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness."

Flying
{2}{W}, {T}: Aven Archer deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player gains X life, where X is the number of cards in all graveyards with the same name as that spell.

Each player chooses a number of permanents they control equal to the number of permanents controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Each player discards cards the same way.

Protection from creatures

Vigilance
Cantivore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of enchantment cards in all graveyards.

Target player can't cast creature spells this turn.
Draw a card.

Whenever a player discards a card, you may gain 1 life.

{W}, Sacrifice Dedicated Martyr: You gain 3 life.

If damage would be dealt to you, put that many delay counters on Delaying Shield instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all delay counters from Delaying Shield. For each delay counter removed this way, you lose 1 life unless you pay {1}{W}.

{W}, {T}: Target permanent you control gains protection from instant spells and from sorcery spells until end of turn.

{T}: Destroy target creature token.

Each creature has protection from its colors.

Prevent the next 4 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose.
Flashback {1}{W}

Target blocking creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Plainswalk
Whenever Graceful Antelope deals combat damage to a player, you may have target land become a Plains until Graceful Antelope leaves the battlefield.

{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Threshold — {T}: Prevent the next 4 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack.
Threshold — Enchanted creature can't block as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Target player gains 4 life, then gains 4 life for each card named Life Burst in each graveyard.

{W}: Luminous Guardian gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
{2}: Luminous Guardian can block an additional creature this turn.

Tap an untapped Cleric you control: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.