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{U}, {T}: Target player mills two cards.

Metalcraft — Whenever this creature attacks, if you control three or more artifacts, creatures your opponents control lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.

This creature can't be blocked.
Metalcraft — This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on target artifact.

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

You may cast spells as though they had flash.

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
{2}, {T}: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of Islands you control for as long as this artifact remains tapped.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.

Flying
Ward {2}
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.

Deathtouch
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Whenever this artifact or another artifact you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Draw a card if an opponent has cast a blue or black spell this turn. Spells you control can't be countered this turn. You and permanents you control gain hexproof from blue and from black until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, put a flying counter on each face-down creature you control.
Face-down creatures you control enter with a flying counter on them.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may cloak the top card of your library.

When an opponent casts a spell, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 4/4 Serpent creature with "This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island."
Cycling {2}

{1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Suspend 4—{1}{U}
When the last time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, creatures can't be blocked this turn.

Flying
{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Flying
Ward—Sacrifice a creature.
Whenever a creature dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Menace
Whenever you gain life, you may pay {B}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Extort
{T}, Sacrifice a non-Spirit creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. It perpetually becomes a Spirit, has base power and toughness 1/1, and gains "You may pay {W/B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost." Activate only as a sorcery.

Intimidate
Other creatures you control have intimidate.
Whenever Vela or another creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.

Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

When this Vehicle enters, you gain 2 life.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Crew 2

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever Velomachus Lorehold attacks, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value less than or equal to Velomachus Lorehold's power from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.