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If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When Nefarious Lich leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

{T}, Exile any number of cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards exiled this way.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.
Threshold — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/-2 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Flying
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Repentant Vampire this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Repentant Vampire.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Repentant Vampire is white and has "{T}: Destroy target black creature."

Whenever Rotting Giant attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you exile a card from your graveyard.

{1}{B}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Screams of the Damned deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Target player discards a card.
Flashback {3}{B}

Flying
{1}{B}, Discard a card: Stalking Bloodsucker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.

Target player exiles all cards with flashback from their graveyard.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, put a plague counter on Traveling Plague.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 for each plague counter on Traveling Plague.
When enchanted creature leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller returns Traveling Plague from its owner's graveyard to the battlefield.

Swampwalk
{B}: Whispering Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard and Zombie Assassin: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Whenever Zombie Cannibal deals combat damage to a player, you may exile target card from that player's graveyard.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card at random.
Acceptable Losses deals 5 damage to target creature.

{1}{R}: Ashen Firebeast deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

{2}{R}, Sacrifice Barbarian Lunatic: It deals 2 damage to target creature.

Destroy target artifact.
Flashback {4}{R}{R}

Whenever a creature blocks, Battle Strain deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

{T}: Put a fuse counter on target creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a fuse counter on each creature with a fuse counter on it.
Whenever a creature has four or more fuse counters on it, remove all fuse counters from it and destroy it. That creature deals 4 damage to its controller.

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land.

{1}{R}, {T}: Chainflinger deals 1 damage to any target.
Threshold — {2}{R}, {T}: Chainflinger deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

All creatures gain menace until end of turn.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, creatures can't block this turn.

Mountainwalk

When Dwarven Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Dwarf cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.