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{T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.
{1}, Sacrifice Scrabbling Claws: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.

This spell can't be countered.
Protection from blue

For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {2}

Each player exiles all artifact cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all artifacts they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

{1}: Scrapbasket becomes all colors until end of turn.

Scrapdiver Serpent can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

Whenever an artifact or enchantment is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

Scrapheap Scrounger can't block.
{1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
When Scrapper Champion enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever Scrapper Champion attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever Scrappy Bruiser attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat.

Flying
Scrapskin Drake can block only creatures with flying.

When Scrapwork Cohort enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
Unearth {2}{W}

When Scrapwork Mutt enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Unearth {1}{R}

When Scrapwork Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Unearth {3}{B}

As long as you control an artifact, Scrapyard Mongrel gets +2/+0 and has trample.

Modular 2
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for a Construct card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Scrapyard Salvo deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.

{1}, Sacrifice another artifact: Scrapyard Steelbreaker gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Deathtouch
Whenever Scream Puff deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.

Trample
Bio-Plasmic Scream — Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, Screamer-Killer deals 5 damage to any target.

Target creature gets +5/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever Screaming Phantom attacks, mill a card.