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Menace
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may pay {U/B}. If you do, draw a card.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Kels gains indestructible until end of turn.

As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.

Defender, flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to this creature.

Toxic 2
When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3

This creature's power is equal to the number of cards you own in exile and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is legendary, gets +1/+1, and has flying, vigilance, and lifelink.

For each opponent, exile up to one target permanent that player controls with an even mana value.
Adamant — If at least three colorless mana was spent to cast this spell, return a permanent card with an odd mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3.
As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace.

Flying
When this creature enters, amass Orcs 2.

Trample
Whenever Cadira deals combat damage to a player, for each token you control, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Double strike, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, you get {E}{E}, then you may pay eight {E}. If you pay, untap all creatures you control, and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

{1}{U}{U}, {T}: This creature loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {U} to end this effect.
You control enchanted creature.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +0/+2.
Equip {3}

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get {A} (an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get {A}.
{2}{B}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
{G}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

Legendary spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Exile two legendary cards from your graveyard: Until end of turn, each legendary card in your graveyard gains "You may play this card from your graveyard."

{X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.

{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control gain landwalk until end of turn.

Haste
This creature has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.

I, II — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
III — Exile a creature with the greatest power among creatures target opponent controls.

This spell can't be countered.
Hexproof
{1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Wall in addition to its other types and has defender. When you do, tap the copied creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.

Reach
When Spinnerette enters, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice other than enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.