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Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Detective you control. Otherwise, it has base power and toughness 1/1 and can't block Detectives.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature.
Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.
Flashback {5}{U}{U}

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, scry 2.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller draws a card.

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top five cards of your library. If you do, you may put a creature card that shares a creature type with enchanted creature from among them onto the battlefield, then you put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Amass Zombies 1.

Target player mills four cards.

Counter target spell.

Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are instant cards, are sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 2."
{2}, Sacrifice Candlestick: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

Buyback {3}
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your end step, clash with an opponent. If you win, gain control of enchanted creature. Otherwise, that player gains control of enchanted creature.

Return up to three target creatures to their owners' hands.

Flash
Enchant creature
When Capture Sphere enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Take an extra turn after this one.

Target player draws four cards, then discards three cards. If you cast this spell during your main phase, instead that player draws four cards, then discards two cards.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Enchant Equipment
When Carry Away enters the battlefield, unattach enchanted Equipment.
You control enchanted Equipment.

Enchant creature you control
When Cartouche of Knowledge enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.