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Reach
Morph {4}{G}

Spitting Hydra enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spitting Hydra: It deals 1 damage to target creature.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature.
Retrace

All Sliver creatures have first strike.

Whenever Spitting Slug blocks or becomes blocked, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn. Otherwise, each creature blocking or blocked by Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn.

Reach
Sacrifice a land: Spitting Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control.

When Splatter Goblin dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

First strike
Unleash

Distribute two -1/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Lifelink
Cycling {1}{W}
When you cycle Splendor Mare, put a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Splice onto instant or sorcery {3}{W}

Exile target artifact. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that artifact and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."

Trample
Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards.

Choose target player. Return half the creatures they control to their owner's hand, rounded up.

{W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Choose one —
• Target player discards two cards.
• Target player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card.

{4}{G}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
When Splitting Slime becomes monstrous, create a token that's a copy of Splitting Slime.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create two tapped Powerstone tokens. If the sacrificed artifact was legendary, draw a card.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party.
You gain 3 life and draw three cards.

Create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn.

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each mana from a Treasure that was spent to cast this spell. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.