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Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -X/-0, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.

Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Enchant Swamp
When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it.
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target attacking creature.

Look at target player's hand, the top card of that player's library, and any face-down creatures they control. Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Flying
When this creature enters, create a Map token.

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater this turn.

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Tap that creature.

When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt.)

Mobilize 1
{1}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature.

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

{1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.

Exhaust — {3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Scry 2.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

{G}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You get {E}{E}.
At the beginning of your first main phase, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {E}.

Target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

{3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.