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Shoe Tree enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

If you aren't the starting player, you may cast Shove Aside as though it had flash.
Shove Aside deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, fold this plane in half. Draw cards equal to the number of times it's been folded. If you can't fold it, planeswalk.
Chaos: Completely unfold this plane. Each opponent discards two cards.

Whenever you planeswalk here and whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, put a shy counter on up to one target creature they control. That creature becomes a Coward in addition to its other types.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 red Warrior creature token with haste and "Cowards can't block Warriors."

{3}: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Trample
Untapped creatures can't block.
Tapped creatures can block.

When Sigardian Evangel enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Sigardian Evangel into your hand. Discard that card at the beginning of the next end step.
When Sigardian Evangel enters the battlefield, tap target permanent you don't control.

As long as you've put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature this turn, Sigardian Paladin has trample and lifelink.
{G}{W}: Target creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill a card. When you do, if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

When Signature Spells enters the battlefield, seek two instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3, then exile them.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with Signature Spells. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Choose target spell. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {2}.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, seek a creature card with the same mana value as the chosen spell.

Choose target creature. If a spell or ability that targets that creature would cause a source to deal damage to that creature this turn, prevent that damage.

Ninjutsu {U/B}
Ninjutsu abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate.
Other Ninja and Rogue creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a charge counter on Simic Slaw.
{2}, Sacrifice Simic Slaw: Draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of charge counters on Simic Slaw.

At the beginning of your end step, if more lands entered the battlefield under your control this turn than an opponent had enter during their last turn, draw a card. Then, not counting that draw, if you drew more cards this turn than an opponent drew on their last turn, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may cast a foretold card you own from exile without paying its mana cost this turn.

Conjure a duplicate of each of up to two target nontoken creatures you control into your hand.

Target player reveals their hand. For each blue instant card revealed this way, that player discards that card unless they pay 4 life.

Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Each creature you control must be blocked if able.
{4}: Exile target creature that's blocking a creature you control.

All creatures are legendary.
Creatures with a black or silver expansion symbol get +1/+1.
Creatures without a black or silver expansion symbol get +2/+2.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters under your control, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Menace
Whenever Skanos, Black Dragon Vassal attacks, another target attacking creature gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Skanos's power.