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Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {2}

If this land would enter, instead sacrifice each other permanent named Sheltered Valley you control, then put this land onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or fewer lands, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {C}.

Trample
Cumulative upkeep—Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature an opponent controls.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+3.

Basic lands each player controls have shroud as long as that player controls three or fewer lands.

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Defender, flying
When Shen enters, if you haven't scattered the Dragonstorm Globes this game, scatter them. (Create seven Dragonstorm Globe token cards and shuffle them into your library.)
Whenever a permanent named Dragonstorm Globe you control enters, draw a card. Then if you control seven permanents named Dragonstorm Globe, you win the game.

Destroy target artifact.
Dredge 1

Menace
When Sheoldred enters, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker of their choice.
{4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature token of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Destroy target creature not originally printed in an Argentum expansion. (Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, Scars of Mirrodin, Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, and Phyrexia: All Will Be One are Argentum expansions. Argentum is Karn's original name for that plane, now you know!)

Swampwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Deathtouch
Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.

{T}: Each player loses 1 life for each Zombie on the battlefield.

Flying, first strike, vigilance

When Shichifukujin Dragon comes into play, put seven +1/+1 counters on it.
{R}{R}{R}, Sacrifice two +1/+1 counters: Put three +1/+1 counters on Shichifukujin Dragon at end of turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.

{G}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Banding

When this creature enters, put a shield counter on target noncommander creature you don't control. You gain control of that creature for as long as it has a shield counter on it.

{2}{W}: The next time target attacking creature would deal combat damage to this creature this turn, that creature deals that damage to itself instead.

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks, put a -0/-1 counter on it.