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This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Destroy target creature.
Madness {B}{R}

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Whenever this creature attacks, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

[+1]: Create a colorless artifact token named Etherium Cell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color."
[–2]: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5."

Destroy target creature. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Tezzeret, Master of Metal, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its other types.
When enchanted artifact is put into a graveyard, return that card to its owner's hand.

[+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5.
[–4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.

[+1]: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–3]: Target opponent loses life equal to the number of artifacts you control.
[–8]: Gain control of all artifacts and creatures target opponent controls.

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
[+2]: Tezzeret deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life.
[–3]: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–8]: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. This land doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Sacrifice a land: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an enchantment: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your first main phase, read aloud the name, mana cost, type line, power, and toughness of a card in your hand, except lie about one of them. Each opponent simultaneously guesses which one is incorrect. Then reveal the card. Each opponent who guessed incorrectly loses 3 life. You may discard that card and draw a card. (They can't look it up or ask for help as this ability is resolving. Nice try, though.)

Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
{2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.

Other Lizards, Treefolk, And Warriors you control get +2/+2.
Whenever The Ash Lizard attacks, create a token that's a copy of one of the following cards at random: Ash Zealot; Bog-Strider Ash; Grotag ThrASHer; Seedguide Ash; Unstoppable Ash; ViASHino Warrior. (You're probably going to need to look these cards up.)

Trample, haste
When The Balrog of Moria dies, you may exile it. When you do, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature that player controls.
Cycling {3}{R}
When you cycle this card, create two Treasure tokens.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this turn.
Haste
The Balrog can't be blocked except by legendary creatures.
When The Balrog dies, destroy target artifact or creature an opponent controls.

Trample
When a legendary creature an opponent controls dies, put The Balrog on the bottom of its owner's library.

When you cast this spell, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains menace and haste until end of turn.
The Beast enters tapped with six stun counters on it.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to its owner, untap The Beast and draw a card.

{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.

I — Create a 2/3 red Demon Berserker creature token with menace.
II — Whenever a Berserker attacks this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
III — Add {R} for each Berserker you control. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Flying, haste, protection from red
{1}, {T}: Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Tap six untapped creatures you control: Return The Cinematic Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you tapped six legendary creatures this way, you win the game.