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Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

You may pay {R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Spend only mana produced by Treasures to cast it this way.

Choose one at random —
• You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, pay {U}{B}{R}. If you don't, you lose the game."
• Each player discards their hand.
• Planeswalk to Pools of Becoming. (Once there, you can roll the planar die only if you're playing Planechase.)
• For each opponent, exile cards from the top of their library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.
• Destroy all creatures and non-Bolas planeswalkers.
• You get an emblem with "You can cast nonland cards from your sideboard."

Seek two nonland cards, then put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

This creature enters with two cage counters on it.
This creature can't attack or block as long as it has a cage counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a cage counter from this creature. When the last cage counter is removed this way, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Toxic 1
When Seething Skitter-Priest enters, creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually gain "When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and 'This creature can't block.'"

For Segovia! (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a -1/-1 blue Squid creature token, then attach this to it. Yes, it's a -1/-1 creature.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has skulk (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Equip {3}

Creatures you control have vigilance.

If an effect would create one or more tokens, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Whenever Semblance Scanner or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if it's not a token, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand.
Reconfigure {1}

At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.

Sacrifice another creature: Sepulcher Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

When Serene Sleuth enters, investigate.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, investigate for each goaded creature you control. Then each creature you control is no longer goaded.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Creatures you control get +0/+2.

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of the game, choose a creature type. Creatures you control, creature spells you control, and creature cards you own in any zone other than the battlefield or the stack have the chosen type in addition to their other types.

Seek a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then seek a permanent card with mana value equal to the number of lands you control.

Double all your spells and abilities. (All spells and abilities cast, activated, or triggered by you are copied. Mana abilities produce twice as much mana.)

{3}{U}: Sewer Crocodile can't be blocked this turn. This ability costs {3} less to activate if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Target creature an opponent controls perpetually gets -2/-2 and gains "At the beginning of each upkeep, this creature perpetually gets -1/-1."

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you and/or creatures you control this turn, prevent that damage. If damage from a black source is prevented this way, you gain that much life.

Deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, Shadowheart, Cleric of Graves deals 1 damage to each player.