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Squad—{1}, Discard a card.
When Thrill-Kill Disciple dies, create a Junk token.

You may cast Throat Wolf during an opponent's combat phase.
Firstest strike (This creature deals combat damage to creatures before creatures with first strike.)
After each opponent's first combat phase of each turn, there is an additional combat phase. Only Throat Wolf can attack during that combat phase.

Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

Flying
When Tiana, Angelic Mechanic or another legendary creature you control crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle perpetually gets +1/+0.

[+1]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Ignorant Bliss, Crack the Earth, Blazing Volley.
[–3]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Seething Song, Dance with Devils, Flamebreak.
[–6]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Hellion Eruption, Insurrection, Warp World.

[+1]: Add {R}{R}. Draft a card from Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor's spellbook, then exile it. Until end of turn, you may cast that card.
[+1]: Tibalt, Wicked Tormentor deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker unless its controller has Tibalt deal 4 damage to them. If they do, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
[–X]: Create X 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: You get {TK}.

When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

Double team
Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+0.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.

Flying, haste
Consume Anomaly — Whenever Time Reaper deals combat damage to a player, put target face-up card they own in exile on the bottom of their library. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Take an extra turn after this one.
If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.

Simultaneously, all phased-out creatures phase in and all creatures with phasing phase out.

Remove Timmerian Fiends from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
{B}{B}{B}, Sacrifice Timmerian Fiends: The owner of target artifact may ante the top card of their library. If that player doesn't, exchange ownership of that artifact and Timmerian Fiends. Put the artifact card into your graveyard and Timmerian Fiends from anywhere into that player's graveyard. This change in ownership is permanent.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

Trample
Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a creature spell you cast from exile.

Flying, haste
When Tomakul Phoenix dies, it perpetually gets +2/+2.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}{R}, where X is Tomakul Phoenix's power. If you do, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Trapped Entry — Each player loses 1 life. (Leads to: Veils of Fear, Oubliette)
Veils of Fear — Each player loses 2 life unless they discard a card. (Leads to: Sandfall Cell)
Sandfall Cell — Each player loses 2 life unless they sacrifice a creature, artifact, or land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Oubliette — Discard a card and sacrifice a creature, an artifact, and a land. (Leads to: Cradle of the Death God)
Cradle of the Death God — Create The Atropal, a legendary 4/4 black God Horror creature token with deathtouch.

Haste
{T}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on Tome Shredder.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, conjure a random card from Tome of Gadwick's spellbook into your hand.
Equip {1}

{U}, {T}: Conjure a random card from Tome of the Infinite's spellbook into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.