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You gain X life and draw X cards.

Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. If two nonland cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
{5}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put a charge counter on Sphinx-Bone Wand. If you do, Sphinx-Bone Wand deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it to any target.

You may cast Spider Climb as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has reach.

Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard.
Flashback {6}{B}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has reach.
Umbra armor

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have reach.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has reach.
Equip {2}

When Spiderwig Boggart enters the battlefield, target creature gains fear until end of turn.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+4 and gains reach until end of turn.

Spike Breeder enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Breeder: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Breeder: Create a 1/1 green Spike creature token.

Spike Cannibal enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When Spike Cannibal enters the battlefield, move all +1/+1 counters from all creatures onto it.

Spike Colony enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Colony: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Spike Drone enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Drone: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Spike Feeder enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Feeder: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Feeder: You gain 2 life.

Spike Hatcher enters the battlefield with six +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Hatcher: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Hatcher: Regenerate Spike Hatcher.

Haste

Spike Rogue enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Rogue: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Put a +1/+1 counter on Spike Rogue.

Spike Soldier enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Soldier: Spike Soldier gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Spike Tiller enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Tiller: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Tiller: Target land becomes a 2/2 creature that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Spike Weaver enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Spike Worker enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Worker: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.

Trample

Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Forest. If you do, that creature gains trample until end of turn.
Equip {3}