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Flying, deathtouch
Other Faeries you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Faerie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature token you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Embalm {3}{W}{U}

Flying, vigilance

As Temple Garden enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Destroy target creature.
Madness {B}{R}

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control.
Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
• Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.

[+1]: Create a colorless artifact token named Etherium Cell with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
[–2]: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5."

Destroy target creature. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Tezzeret, Master of Metal, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its other types.
When enchanted artifact is put into a graveyard, return that card to its owner's hand.

[+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5.
[–4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.

[+1]: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–3]: Target opponent loses life equal to the number of artifacts you control.
[–8]: Gain control of all artifacts and creatures target opponent controls.

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
[+2]: Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life.
[–3]: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–8]: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. Thalakos Lowlands doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Sacrifice a land: Thaumatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an enchantment: Thaumatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your first main phase, read aloud the name, mana cost, type line, power, and toughness of a card in your hand, except lie about one of them. Each opponent simultaneously guesses which one is incorrect. Then reveal the card. Each opponent who guessed incorrectly loses 3 life. You may discard that card and draw a card. (They can't look it up or ask for help as this ability is resolving. Nice try, though.)

Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
{2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.

Other Lizards, Treefolk, And Warriors you control get +2/+2.
Whenever The Ash Lizard attacks, create a token that's a copy of one of the following cards at random: Ash Zealot; Bog-Strider Ash; Grotag ThrASHer; Seedguide Ash; Unstoppable Ash; ViASHino Warrior. (You're probably going to need to look these cards up.)

Trample, haste
When The Balrog of Moria dies, you may exile it. When you do, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature that player controls.
Cycling {3}{R}
When you cycle The Balrog of Moria, create two Treasure tokens.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this turn.
Haste
The Balrog, Durin's Bane can't be blocked except by legendary creatures.
When The Balrog dies, destroy target artifact or creature an opponent controls.