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Each player reveals a number of cards from the top of their library equal to the number of nonland permanents they control, puts all permanent cards they revealed this way onto the battlefield, and puts the rest into their graveyard.

Each time target permanent would deal damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
Splice onto Arcane {2}{R}{R}

Players can't gain life.
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield.

Kicker {2}
Destroy target artifact if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, destroy that artifact if its mana value is 5 or less instead.

The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
Draw a card.

When Ox of Agonas enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Escape — {R}{R}, Exile eight other cards from your graveyard.
Ox of Agonas escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Sacrifice an artifact: Oxidda Daredevil gains haste until end of turn.

Affinity for Equipment
Trample

When Oxidda Scrapmelter enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.

Attacking creatures get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of players being attacked.
Draw a card.

{1}{R}: Each creature you control named Pack Mastiff gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If you control a Wolf or Werewolf, scry 2.

Create a 4/4 red Giant creature token.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {4}{R}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Menace
Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token.
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Pain Distributor deals 1 damage to that player.

{X}{R}, Sacrifice Pain Kami: It deals X damage to target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

As Pallimud enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
Pallimud's power is equal to the number of tapped lands the chosen player controls.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
Target creature can't block this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn.

Reach
{T}: Panicked Altisaur deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Another target red creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Parallectric Feedback deals damage to target spell's controller equal to that spell's mana value.

Choose one —
• Parch deals 2 damage to any target.
• Parch deals 4 damage to target blue creature.

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Pardic Arsonist has "When Pardic Arsonist enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target."