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Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded.
When enchanted creature dies, return Ghoulish Impetus to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

For each player, choose a creature card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. They're black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types and they gain decayed.

Ward {2}
Three Autostubs — Whenever another source you control deals exactly 1 damage to a permanent or player, Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph deals 2 damage to that permanent or player.

Trample
Whenever Giant Adephage deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Giant Adephage.

Trample
Ward {2}
Other creatures you control have trample and ward {2}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +5/+5 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Monster Role token attached to up to one target attacking creature."
When Giant Inheritance is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

[+2]: During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Gideon Jura if able.
[–2]: Destroy target tapped creature.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon Jura becomes a 6/6 Human Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.

Choose a creature or planeswalker you control. All damage that would be dealt this turn to you and permanents you control is dealt to the chosen permanent instead.

[+1]: Put a loyalty counter on Gideon, Champion of Justice for each creature target opponent controls.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Champion of Justice becomes a Human Soldier creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on him and gains indestructible. He's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[–15]: Exile all other permanents.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has deathtouch and indestructible.
Morph—Sacrifice another creature.
As Gift of Doom is turned face up, you may attach it to a creature.

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchant land
When Gift of Paradise enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

You may have Gigantoplasm enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "{X}: This creature has base power and toughness X/X."

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, draw a card.
Partner

Exile target creature. Create a Gold token.

Flying
When Gilded Goose enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
{1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token.
{T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

{2}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control. You may return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If you don't, at the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a vigilance counter and a lifelink counter on it.

Menace
When Gilt-Leaf Winnower enters the battlefield, you may destroy target non-Elf creature whose power and toughness aren't equal.

Artifact creatures you control have trample.
At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/0 red Gremlin artifact creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named artifact tokens you control.

Double strike
Whenever another legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Gimli of the Glittering Caves.
Whenever Gimli deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Creatures you control have haste.
Formidable — Whenever you attack, if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target attacking creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Forests.
When Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield untapped, create a Food token.