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This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It perpetually loses this ability.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Put two charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.
{T}, Sacrifice Runecarved Obelisk: Seek a card with the highest mana value among cards in your library with mana value X or less, where X is the number of charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.

Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)

When you set this scheme in motion, choose any number of creatures with different mana values. Destroy those creatures.

{2}{U}, {T}: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, put a +0/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Reach, defender
Commander spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast a commander spell, create X 1/1 Stained Glass artifact creature tokens that are all colors, where X is the number of colors of that commander.

[+1]: Scry 2. If you control an artifact, draw a card.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. They gain haste until end of turn.
[–4]: You get an emblem with "Artifact creatures you control get +1/+1" and "Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast."

Flash
This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are no instant or sorcery cards in your hand.
When Saiba Syphoner enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
If Saiba Syphoner would die, shuffle it into your library instead.

Lifelink
When Saint Elenda enters, conjure a card of your choice from Saint Elenda's spellbook into your hand. You may cast that card this turn without paying its mana cost.
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create an X/X white Avatar creature token, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Tap X creatures, where X is a number from 0 to 5 chosen at random.

{2}: Choose a creature you control. It becomes a copy of target creature except for its name.

Each creature you control with an exhaust ability has haste.
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability that isn't a mana ability, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

When you planeswalk away from Sanctum of Serra, destroy all nonland permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may have your life total become 20.

Scry 1, then draw a card.

When Sandcloud Harbinger enters, conjure three cards named Sunscorched Desert into the top ten cards of each player's library at random.
Whenever a player plays a Desert, that player draws a card and you gain 3 life.

This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever Sanguine Soothsayer attacks, conjure a card named Sanguine Bond into the top fifteen cards of your library at random. It perpetually gains "You may pay {0} rather than pay this spell's mana cost" and "When this permanent enters, draw a card."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, add {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Sap Vitality deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +3/+0.

Prowess
When you cast your second noncreature spell in a turn, conjure a card named Mox Sapphire into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{2}{U}: Target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.

Target creature or player gains flying until end of turn. (Players with flying can't be dealt damage by creatures without flying.)

Specialize {3}
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.