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Haste
Whenever Ankle Shanker attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Draw a card.

Reach, trample
Cascade

Flying
Whenever a creature attacks, you may pay {3}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a non-Vampire creature.

Other Rogues you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.

Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions — Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Flying
Anya, Merciless Angel gets +3/+3 for each opponent whose life total is less than half their starting life total.
As long as an opponent's life total is less than half their starting life total, Anya has indestructible.

When Apex Altisaur enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enrage — Whenever Apex Altisaur is dealt damage, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade

Apex Observatory enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a card type shared among two exiled cards used to craft it.
{T}: The next spell you cast this turn of the chosen type can be cast without paying its mana cost.

Exile the top seven cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among them.
If this spell was cast from your hand, add ten mana of any one color.

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Graft 2
{G}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains reach until end of turn.

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, scry 1.

Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.

Enlist
Whenever a creature you control attacks, if it enlisted a creature this combat, the creature that attacked gains double strike until end of turn. If that creature's power is 4 or greater, draw a card.

Attacking creatures you control have first strike and renown 1.
Whenever a renowned creature you control deals combat damage to a player, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Vigilance, lifelink
When Aragorn, King of Gondor enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
Whenever Aragorn attacks, up to one target creature can't block this turn. If you're the monarch, creatures can't block this turn.

Eminence — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if Arahbo, Roar of the World is in the command zone or on the battlefield, another target Cat you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Whenever another Cat you control attacks, you may pay {1}{G}{W}. If you do, it gains trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.

{X}{G}, {T}: Arashi, the Sky Asunder deals X damage to target creature with flying.
Channel — {X}{G}{G}, Discard Arashi: Arashi deals X damage to each creature with flying.

Reach
Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.