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{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Transmogrant: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Deathtouch
Whenever Ashnod, Flesh Mechanist attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, create a tapped Powerstone token.
{5}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/3 colorless Zombie artifact creature token.

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green.

{2}{B}: Regenerate Asphodel Wanderer.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying and toxic 1.

Assault deals 2 damage to any target.

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Target creature card in your graveyard perpetually gains "{1}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Shuffle it into your library. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery."

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Whenever chaos ensues, Astral Arena deals 2 damage to each creature.

Astral Cornucopia enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it.
{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each charge counter on Astral Cornucopia.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You get {E}{E}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
When Audacity is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

{1}{B}: Augmenting Automaton gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Attach target Aura you control to target creature.
Draw a card.

As long as Auriok Glaivemaster is equipped, it gets +1/+1 and has first strike.

{W}, {T}: Tap target artifact.

Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you gain 1 life.

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature dies, if it was a Human, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add {W}.

{5}: Exchange control of Avarice Totem and target nonland permanent.