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When Wing Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golem creatures you control have flying.

Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Mortician Beetle.

Defender
Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Overload {2}{R}

Destroy target land. If that land was nonbasic, Molten Rain deals 2 damage to the land's controller.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that has the same name as a card in your graveyard, you may put a quest counter on Pyromancer Ascension.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell while Pyromancer Ascension has two or more quest counters on it, you may copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste.

If an opponent had an artifact enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {1}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Trample
Whenever Hungry Spriggan attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Sacrifice Seal of Primordium: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Create an X/X green Ooze creature token.

If a creature spell you cast this turn was countered by a spell or ability an opponent controlled, you may pay {0} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Vital Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
{1}: Regenerate target Golem you control.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Overload {3}{U}{R}

{T}: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
Conspire

Create a 4/4 red and green Giant Warrior creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Conspire

{R}{G}: Each blocked creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Activated abilities of artifacts and creatures can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

{4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Amrou Seekers can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or white creatures.

Split second
You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

You gain 10 life. Then if you have more life than an opponent, create a 5/5 white Giant Warrior creature token.

When Ivory Giant enters the battlefield, tap all nonwhite creatures.
Suspend 5—{W}